Sunday, November 13, 2005

How Adams Morgan stole my soul...

(or why alcohol is the milk of Satan)

Alcohol at various bars: $40
Cellphone, lost somewhere around the Peyote Cafe or Nolan's: $50 (or more)
Cab ride back to Adams Morgan to find cellphone: $25
License, lost somewhere in the quest to find the cellphone: $30
Self-respect, lost when I started crying in the Adams Morgan subway station, after realizing I had lost my license: priceless

There are some things money can't buy. But you can lose everything at Adams Morgan.

I was actually starting to have faith in my ability to grow up and take care of myself. I pay rent and insurance. I have a job that I dislike intensely (if that isn't a sign of being grown up, what is?). I cook and clean for myself, I go grocery shopping, I take care of small animals (but I still kill plants). I own two credit cards and pay for my graduate classes.

But all this independence was wiped away with one night of drunken celebration.

I should have just stayed home and worked on my novel.

Whenever I tell my friend that I have to work on my novel, she jokes that she can't do something because she has to cure cancer. Or wash her hair.

Psychiatrist: So, you said you'd marry him just to be polite?
Bree: Sometimes, there's a downside to having good manners.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I should have just stayed home and worked on my novel.

Once again proving that everything is indeed my fault.

Once again, I'm super sorry about the whole dreaded evening. I ruin everything.

-R

that mckim girl said...

Oh, don't be ridiculous. I still had fun with YOU. I am uber-glad I got to see YOU.

I am merely miffed at my own reckless behavior.

PS- I so missed talking to you during three hours of TV goodness last night!