Thursday, June 29, 2006

Everything I Needed to Know in Life I Learned After an Ill-Fated Visit to the Beautician...

Lesson of the Day: If you happen to have a large, pink scar forming above your left eye, it will not help your looks to try and cover said scar with pink eyeshadow.

At worst, you create a pink, mottled effect that is really quite ugly.

At best...you create a pink, mottled effect that is really quite ugly but people don't really notice the injury and think you're just really bad at make-up or have suddenly started applying your face in the dark. Because of this, you receive no, "Oh my god, what happened to your face?" comments.

Maybe I should just wear dark, dark sunglasses for the next week or two.

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